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2 Ghosts In Gravy

by Andrew Luckless

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1.
Our Plaything 03:26
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Delicious bones in the ground Let them stay there They won’t be making a sound In this arrangement If you can beat box and howl Like a Pompeian I’ll introduce you around You’ll be our plaything Our plaything Wouldn’t you like to know how The moon men make gravy I’ll take you up there right now In my space ship And once we’re all fastened down Then let’s get wasted Above the daughters of clouds In tube tops they lay there Sunbathing Our playthings And like a sheep when I growl You just stay there You’ve got your mouth in a vowel You’re amazing And if I disembowel you Who could blame me Now you can take off that towel I’ll use it for shaving Our plaything
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Liquorish Stix 02:15
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Oom pa pa oom pa pa Oom pa pa party Party all the time Bring some gloves Oom pa pa oom pa pa Oom pa pa party Party all the time Take some drugs Oh smoke licorice sticks Your bones in the vinegar dip Oom pa pa oom pa pa Oom pa pa party Party all the time Drink some punch
3.
Kill Me Some More 02:59
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I rock my Chippewas hip hop style slip em on tongues out Get my chainsaw get my chainsaw file Three sixteenths, seven sixty-eighths All the stumps that I made standing up like gravestones What? It feels good when I bust fresh cuts In the woods where the wood chuck chucks Wood’s falling down everywhere and everything smells like Christmas Leaf peepers step up saying Who did this? Was anybody a witness? No, Miss, and I don’t remember handing out tickets All the ground is gonna turn into thickets Cause all the trees are missing this is a sickness Well I can see it’s interrupting your picnics Well this is miserable and isn’t there a law to forbid this? Who did this? What is this? Listen this is none of your business If a tree falls down in the forest and there’s no one there to hear it but me Does it still make a sound? Yeah it sound damn good, Husqvarna should, chum It’s a big sound, step down You look wack in your kevlar chaps getting lumberjacks autographs Trying to put their trunks on wax Step back jack When you hear a thump and a crack just relax That’s the back of my axe I got no contracts chumps, check my stumps like shaving bumps On the bikini line of Mother Earth in a thong You think it’s wrong? Run along, Miss, I hate to be a letdown sugar tits But this is none of your business But I want you to know That they’ll all grow back singing listen children kill me some more Listen children kill me some more They'll always grow back Singing kill me some more Mommy’s on the front porch with a cold watering can Cut daisies in her hand all the butterflies are blowing her kisses Listen children kill me some more Daddy’s on the back porch looking like a dirty old man Goat blood on his hand making sacrifices for Dionysus But I want you to know They’ll all grow back singing listen children kill me some more They always grow back They'll all grow back Singing kill me some more They'll all grow back They always grow back Singing listen children kill me some more
4.
No Recipe 02:35
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I had a job on the mainland Making bombs for the government The work was great yo, paid me load Just to sit around listen to rock & roll And make shit explode Yeah I got a gust up in my windsock And a swiveling chair Then I moved to this island To get away from all the violence But you can’t fit my tempest in a fucking teacup Making dynamite houses for the fishes Just to watch them blow up Yeah I got a deck chair and I got a Nuclear tan You’re all looking for the little hidden messages in this Well listen this is none of your business But I want you to know They’ll all grow back singing listen children kill me some more I fill my backpack when I’m ashore With the button in my hand so that I can kill me some more There’s no recipe in this song But it’s not hard, chumblaster If you want to make a bomb Yes They got all you need for that up at CVS Radioshack and CVS
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Brown Beetle 03:08
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There’s something different about you Than everything all around you Growing on the ground they surround you But they’d be different without you Brown Beetle Counting all the firecrackers, bottle caps and poppers for cans Brown Beetle Taking down the numbers off the gum wrappers that lay in the sand Brown Beetle Looking at the marvel of the carnival, the carnival Brown Beetle Your four wings don’t fly now, they been too bogged down Making noises up in the charcoal and the muck babe But what other choices would come up anyway? For such a little Brown Beetle, just a needle in the hay There’s something different about you Than other beetles around you There must be something about you That makes them different without you Brown Beetle Taking in the modernism of a garden of cilantro Brown Beetle Looking under particles for particles for particles Brown Beetle Counting all the firecrackers, bottle caps and poppers for cans Brown Beetle
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Anna Fills the Axis 02:20
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You’re the perfect person Yeah you're the perfect person Just like Chu Chi Li You're the perfect person But your worst will worsen And then you’ll be like me And you know where we’ll be Anna’s on the floor and Anna’s on the ceiling Anna wants more cause Anna stopped feeling A thousand dollars up and all the heads of matches Light a thousand up, Anna fills the axis You’re the perfect person But your worst will worsen And then you’ll be like me Baby was a slut, now maybe she’s a angel Anna gave it up and laid it on the table Satan found it there and gave it to her mother Life is never fair, like chickens treat each other You can stop your cursing Because you're gonna worsen And then you’ll be like me And you know where we’ll be You know where we’ll be Anna kissed a snake and then she stole a beehive It's never fake, it’s something you should see live Anna’s at the door, she’s bleeding and squealing Anna’s on the floor and Anna’s on the ceiling You’re the perfect person But your worst will worsen And then you’ll be like me And you know where we’ll be You know where we’ll be
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2Fish 03:29
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Who is your friend? The one with a rose tattoo on his hand Do you think he could stand? Probably not But I thought he could land And who is your best? The one who put a bullet right into my chest And who is your guest? I’ll turn out the lights For a nice little rest Ten years ago I threw a pig right through a third story window And now he thinks he’s a pimp Cause he polished the locks And he walks with a limp I've got 2Fish in the cookhouse I said I got 2Fish in the cookhouse So don’t go in there You might not back In here telling the tale Who is your friend? All the parrots are laughing at what you intend And who is your guest? The faceless in bracelets In patient distress I got 2Fish in the cookhouse I said I got 2Fish in the cookhouse 2Fish in the cookhouse 2Fish 2
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What's Contagious 01:27
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Don’t touch what’s contagious You might find out what made us You never know what you’d see You'd better take it from me The thing is that you've gotta love Your fingernails you've gotta rub Your fingernails you gotta rub them endlessly Don’t do stuff that’s dangerous You might find out what made us Just what could It ever be? You never know what you’ll see The thing is that you've gotta love Your fingernails you've gotta rub Your fingernails you gotta rub them endlessly
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Eileen 03:11
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The poison dark of the suburbs She lays and waits with the snakes at her feet In the sandpit nothing could touch her Well something’s up with her She’s got that sheen Eileen While all the insects sing to her She feels her fingers the earth in between All of the blood rushes through her What did they do to her? She’s gonna scream Eileen She makes a place for 3 strangers The sheets are folded the tables are clean Ever since she was a teenager No one could save her Or say what they mean Eileen
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CrystalFCK 02:21
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Lips like a rain spout every time that they shout Taste all the played out muck from your gutters, oh Lips like a rain spout every time that they shout Wanna blow my brains out? Punk take a number Know what? (What?) I don’t give a fuck Know what? (What?) I don’t give a crystal fuck Know what? (What?) You’re just a paper cut Know what? (What?) I don’t give a crystal fuck Sick robot, eat, here’s a bag of rivets I’ll kick out all of your teeth I'll get all aggro with it Strapped down way more than necessary Just like a pack of gazelles could pop a cherry Know what? (What?) I don’t give a fuck Know what? (What?) I don’t give a crystal fuck Know what? (What?) You’re just a paper cut Know what? (What?) I don’t give a crystal fuck Strapped down, that’s nice Strapped down, that’s nice Know what? (What?) Know what? (What?) Know what? (What?) Know what?
11.
Horses Fall 02:32
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There’s an Easter hat in the empty street All its ribbons in the grime When the moon was out I could hear your feet There’s a perfume on my mind Will you get me off in the summer sweet If I don’t go deaf and blind From the noise of sheep and the glaring heat While the pavement beats And the horses fall behind In a burned-out wreck wrapped around a tree There’s a skeleton inside No one pulled it out cause they know wild pigs Are just dying for a bite Will you get me off in the summer heat If I’d been here all this time Where the vagrants sleep in the baby’s sheets And the vultures eat And the horses fall behind
12.
Off My Oceanliner 04:16
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And ever since they made the very first dolls Their heads been bitten off by devils with balls Their deathless consciousness immune to the pain Endorphins coursing through their porcelain veins Endorphins coursing through their porcelain veins Get off my Oceanliner all your passes are expired Get off my Oceanliner that’s my shellfish you be quiet Get off my Oceanliner Listen chum you made a mistake I been making records since before you were an egg The dorsal fins get closer in the more that you beg The dorsal fins get closer in the more that you beg Get off my Oceanliner that’s my shellfish you be quiet Get off my Oceanliner Get off my Ocean and don’t touch the rugs – that’s designer Get off my Oceanliner Dissolving limpet lips are taking their toll There’s a lion in the engine room that's raking the coal This incessant breeze and 6-foot seas are shaking your soul My elbow on the throttle while I’m scraping my bowl Got my elbow on the throttle while I’m scraping my bowl Get off my Oceanliner that’s my shellfish you be quiet And check my barnacles Get off my Oceanliner that’s my thumbtack on your flyer Get off my Oceanliner That’s my thumbtack on your flyer Get off my Oceanliner Get off my Ocean and don’t touch the rugs – that’s designer And float to China
13.
Dangerfish 02:33
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Baby I am dangerous I’m dangerous I’m dangerous Baby I am dangerous Just take the bus Cause I’m dangerous I know that you live far away I’d ask you to stay with us But we're dangerous There’s chemicals in the subway That make me get dangerous And I’m dangerous Baby I am dangerous Don’t play with us Cause we’re dangerous Baby I am dangerous Don’t make a fuss I’m just dangerous

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released January 1, 2011

written, performed and produced by Andrew Luckless

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